Delusional and Crazed

Friday, July 25, 2025

Due to a previous muse, I can now sense a woman with ulterior motives a mile away.

Their act tells me how desperate most men really are.

"You're like my dad, only A LOT cooler," from a college-age woman is a loaded statement.

Trust me...just say "Thanks!"

You can tell how the night is going to go by the proximity of your concert buddies by the end of the show.

They were trying to absorb me like an amoeba.

To the two tour guides who gave me an extensive tour of their camper in the parking lot of a Target up north.

Enjoy the fireworks!

I have spent the week alone...with a group of women.

I do know how to vacation...

I like when you rub up against me, as you make sure no one is looking.

I just prefer the direct approach. Let's find a quieter place.

I'm being taken out to protest by a group of friends tomorrow.

One description: "It'll be so hot!"

My kind of protest!